Me explaining who everyone is, it’s the Chocolate/Chili comp between Duff and Iron Chef Michael Simon. We get to Alton Brown, who is my celeb crush.
Hubbs: so I should put on some glasses and act like this guy so I can get some, huh?
Me: you’d have to learn a lot about food and science dear.
Hubbs: that really turns you on?
Me: …
Hubbs: (humps my leg) yeah you want some chocolate with atoms and neurons? It’s electric … Cause electrodes.

I love him cause he tries.